August 2012
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Lord of the Rings, by PG Wodehouse
“Sam, I’ve decided to go and overthrow the Dark Lord by tossing his jewellery into a volcano.”
“Very good, sir. Should I lay out your crazy adventure garb?”
I like you; your eyes are full of language.
– Anne Sexton
english teacher: never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: excuse you